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I nabavio sam si tajnu

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mali dar.

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Mislim budući da je prvi Božić
da imam 18 godina, mislim nešto ekstra

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poseban je bio na redu.

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U živo izgleda još bolje.

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Obično dođe moj očuh i zasiti se
Djed Mraz se oblači svake godine, ali ja sam ustao

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ekstra rano, tako da sam imao stvarno vremena
uživaj u ovome.

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U redu, imamo našu seksi audio knjigu
postaviti raspoloženje.

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možda mogu...

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Da, dušo. Dobivam Noelle sada.

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Obično je ta moja pokćerka
obično već budan.

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Svi žele otvoriti svoje darove.

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Noelle, Božić je. Vrijeme je za ustajanje.

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Noelle, vrijeme je za ustajanje.

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Ustanimo, Noelle.

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Zdravo? Sranje!

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Med? Netko dolazi s kucanjem
kucati. Postoji riječ koja izlazi

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to znači... tata?

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sta to radis

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Kako to misliš, što ja radim? Što
izgleda li kao da radim?

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Na Božić?

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Bio je to moj božićni dar samoj sebi, i
Nisam ni stigao završiti.

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Pa, možda to možemo popraviti.

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kako to misliš

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Pa, vidim svoju lijepu pokćerku
je toliko narastao.

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Možda ti se Djed Mraz može odužiti
dajući ti pravu stvar.

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Hm, dobro.

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Voljela bih biti u tatinom nestašnom krilu.

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stvarno si odrastao oh sranje bolje
zadrži ovo želiš zadržati ono

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na da

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Bože moj.

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Bože moj.

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O moj Bože, nemoj joj reći. tako sam
jebeno gotovo odmah.

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Samo zadirkujem ujaka.

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na listi dobrih ove godine. Da.

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Namočite ga lijepo i mokro.

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Svaki centimetar tatinog tvrdog kurca s mojim
prstima.

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Oh,

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da, loš si

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taj badnjak tako dobar.

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Osjećati svaki centimetar tog hardcorea
vene.

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Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne.

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Ovo je prvi put da je Djed Božićnjak nešto dobio
poklon.

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Mm -hmm

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Samo upotrijebi tu jebenu šalicu.

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Samo ga upotrijebi.

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Steže se oko svake jebene stvari.
Da, točno tamo.

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žao mi je

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žao mi je

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žao mi je

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djevojka za Božić?

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Bila sam stvarno, jako dobra djevojka,
tatice.

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O, moj Bože, tata, volim imati
jebena šalica u meni.

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Jako volim tatu Colea. Imao je
stvarno dobar rođendan.

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Oh, ne, tata se vratio u grad. On je
uzimajući svaki dio te cijevi.

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Oh, ne.

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Djed Mraz ide skroz dolje
dimnjak.

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Imati taj slatkiš dolazilo je sve dublje i dublje
unutar mene.

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Stvarno sam napravio dobar popis ove godine,
zar nisam? Postajem razmažen Božić

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pokloni.

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Osjećaš li kako se ta maca samo steže?

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Molim te, dušo, molim te.

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Molim te, dušo, jebeno pišaj.

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Oh. Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh, ne želim to.

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Bože

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Bože.

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Oh, tako je dobro.

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Jebeno ću doći zbog toga
pijetao.

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Doći ću, doći ću.

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O moj Bože!

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Tatin kurac u meni.

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Čuvaj tu usku malu macu.

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Baš kao

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taj.

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Tek tako.

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Guram taj lijepi kurac unutra i iz mog
lijepa mala maca.

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O moj Bože.

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Hvala.

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o moj bože

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O moj Bože, volim da me moj tata koristi. ja
jebeno volim to. Tako mi se sviđa

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jebeno puno.

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Da, samo lijepo i polako.

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Bože moj.

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Ta krivulja je upravo pogodila moju G-točku.

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Samo sam odrastao u jednom dućanu.

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Ne osjećam se jebeno dobro unutra
ta cijev. Pogledaj koliko star

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je moj tata.

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Želi li tata sve vrijeme koristiti ovu rupu
vrijeme? A sada nisam ni uključen

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Božić.

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Za to postoji posebno malo sjedalo
koje možete koristiti kad god želite.

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Oh, sranje.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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o da

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O moj Bože.

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Pomaknut ću svaki centimetar tog kurca
i dublje unutar mog uskog

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mali kurac.

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Tako je dobar osjećaj.

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Tako je jebeno dobar osjećaj kad ga uhvatim
ovako.

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Bože moj. Osjećam tvoj kurac

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lupanje. Osjećam to jebeno
lupanje. Osjećam kako te bole jaja

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taj kurac lupa.

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Oh, dušo. Oh, dušo.

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Oh, dušo. Oh, dušo.

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Oh, dušo.

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Oh, dušo.

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Oh,

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med. Oh, dušo.

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Oh, dušo.

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Oh, da.

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Oh, evo ga.

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Sretan Božić tata

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dao mi je najbolji Božić

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dar svega

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Sada otvorimo vaše ostale darove.

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U redu, tatice.

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Oh, pucaj.

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O čemu ćemo pričati ostalo
obitelj? Čekaju dolje

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otvoriti darove.

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Možda možemo reći da imaš patku u igri
dimnjak.

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Lijepa pokćerka.

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Vjerojatno moram to poduprijeti.

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u redu

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Toliko je narasla.

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Možda da joj se iskupim.

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Tako je vruće.